Monday, April 26, 2010

Self Tanner Secrets

Ok, we all know that my motto, Tanfat looks better than white fat. Oh I know so many of you are probably saying, why any fat at all? Well you do need some healthy body fat to live! HAHA.

Today's silly blog is about self tanners and tanning beds, I am going to give you the skinny on both right now. Are you ready?????? Here it is, a life's long worth of revelations.

Tanning beds secret: Stop doing it or you will need to get all new skin at 40! Simple isn't it.

Self Tanners: Please use one responsibly, stop with the streaking, the orange hue all over you and the general fakeness of it all. Especially if you are applying it and dont wash your hands properly and look like you have Orange Ice Cream hands.

So, what do we do to get some sun. GO OUTSIDE! HIT THE STREETS, GO TO A PARK, BIKE RIDE, SURF, WALK THE DOG. Save the money and do it the ole natural way! Get off the computer and go outside!

See you at the gym!

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